Blonde escorts - a leading UK and London blonde escort resource.A Guide to improving the chances of a successful liaison. If by some chance you have never booked an escort before, or have had any uncertainties in the past, or wish to know how to get the best service and response from your escort, (or women in general, for the rest of your life!), the following guide may be of assistance: Clientele Behaviour: Why see an independent escort? Start at the beginning: Hiring a sex professional is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. Treat sex professionals the same way you treat other professionals. And like other professionals, these women will treat you as a valued client, and may even become friends. They look forward to seeing you again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients. A women who works as an escort, does it to make a living at their jobs just like women who have other jobs. So yes, they are doing it for the money. But that's just their occupation. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too. It's the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend, and he may enjoy working on your car because you're a good client. The same kind of relationship can be established with your escort. If you become a regular, you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together -- and you will enjoy it more. Your escort will generally enjoy most of her work, otherwise she wouldn't be doing it.
There's no need to ask her if she enjoys it, you'll sound silly, although checking she is comfortable with things is always a gentlemanly gesture. You'll know if she's enjoying it...further info on this below. BE SURE TO READ HER SITE THOROUGHLY, AND READ AND TAKE IN HER 'DO'S', 'DON'T'S', LIKES AND DISLIKES, it does get tiresome having to answer the same old questions over and over that are already answered in her details, if after reading there is something you are still unsure of, I'm sure she'll be more than happy to answer any questions you have. When telephoning or e-mailing... NEVER HAGGLE OVER CHARGES... if our prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that the price is beyond what you had in mind. Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and a waste of your time. You will not get the response you are seeking and you will be blacklisted if you are caught. If you're really into this kind of thing, you're not the type of client we are interested in dealing with. Call one of the credit card sex lines displayed in most news papers. Alternatively, save your money & go and buy brown paper packages from your local porn shop... Before the booking... Cleanliness Have a shave Put on clean underwear... Money Alcohol Together at last... Conversation These are very personal and patronising questions, so don't ask them, unless you are looking for a very cool performance or equally embarrassing questions in return, like:- Payment The Nitty Gritty... "No" means "NO!!". Ask her how she likes to be touched. Regardless of your experience, every woman is different. The first sign of a great lover is a considerate one. Ignoring her needs makes you an ignorant, and thus second-rate lover! Like everything in life, never assume you know it all. If you cannot be shown something new, your mind is closed. We should never stop learning, even in the bedroom! Some more advice for less experienced would-be gentlemen: SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and soothe them. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive, like the head of a penis. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a bad area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel! There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. Stroke her arms, her face, her stomach, kiss her ankles... GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take her clothing off herself. LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. Wrap it in tissues and dispose in the bin. DO NOT FLUSH CONDOMS. They end up on our beaches, and choking our sealife to death. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers/ tongue along the side or just above or below the clitoris. STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you want to satisfy your companion, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. Listen to her body language, and it will go faster anyway. Ask her to tell you or show you now she likes it. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a blouse stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. If not, don't keep repeating it. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your clothes off, even if it's just undoing a couple of your buttons. Let her set the pace. She's a professional, & knows how to do it just right.. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first! GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the intercourse situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. You are indulging your sensuality, not pumping gas. GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thighs or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. Plus she will close her legs more to try to avoid the bruising, so you get less deep penetration. CUMMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too! It will be worth it later.. NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her, (and most women) it's more likely the mark of a dumb, insensitive jerk. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. ASKING IF SHE HAS CUM. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise, and all women enjoy strong, pulsating contractions in the vagina when she climaxes, which you may feel around fingers or other appendages that happen to be inside her at the time. But if you really don't know, don't ask. It ruins the mood, and if she thinks you made her cum, then you ask if she has, all the respect you've just built up is dashed. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. NO TEETH!!! NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball- to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. A lot of men don't understand that when you give to a woman first, she always gives 200% back. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm smells like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. It also ruins a good hairdo! When you're doing something where protection is not strictly necessary, eg. spanish, warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary. MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just relax there. And don't grab her head. MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. Be a man. Lose the slapping. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. A sensual atmosphere is rarely coupled with a change in position every 3 minutes. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. To be a good lover, you have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you... SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. Close of Play... Only play for overtime if you can pay for overtime. Don't expect a "quickie" in the last 15 minutes. .. don't think that you can carry on pumping away for hours on end until you have had enough. The deal you have is based on time and you agreed to it in advance. Don't offer to buy her a drink/ a meal/ suggest going to the cinema, and expect her to do so without payment. You may have got on very well, and she may genuinely like you, but business is business and she will prefer it to be kept that way. As mentioned above, she is like any other professional. Ever thought of what would happen if you asked your lawyer to draw up some extra contracts for you, but can he do it in his own time, at home, for free? No. Would your accountant give a few hours' advice free? No. So don't confuse the issue. Courtesans are the same, but you pay for her company and sensuality and time rather than her legal or numerical knowledge & time. Some additional thoughts... Never ever lose sight of the basic point that she is still a female and no matter what else may happen she will respond and behave as any other female would. Should you be persistent and lucky enough to crack her anti punter defences never forget to treat her as you would any female with whom you may want a relationship - she is simply a person who works in a different industry to most. Most of the stereo typing, mis-conceptions, hang ups, difficulties, mis-understandings are yours not hers! To achieve the ultimate stage of acceptance and find yourself in a relationship with a working girl/escort/courtesan/prostitute/whore is to find yourself in a normal relationship with all the joys and pains that brings - her job, children, in-laws, headaches, ex boyfriends, moods, "the moon", arguments etc etc and then you would need to find yourself a nice working girl to............................ sigh!
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